Why aren't you a Trump supporter?

I don’t pretend not to know who David Dooky is just because he can deliver votes

If someone works for me, I actually pay them

I know what Nikki Haley’s authority with the National Guard is

Is AI secretly replacing your job right now without you knowing it? What do you think? Do you agree?

EVEN FUCKING MIKE PENCE understands that

I have complete contempt for traitorism

authoritarians can get down on the floor and bite my ass, yesterday

Android 16's new beta makes changing call settings easier - Android Police

I have no sicko desire to control women or have a bizarro hangup with “blood”

I have an acute aversion to scumbags

I don’t watch or listen to advertising

Weird-shaped notebooks make me want to write again - The Verge

I’ve never tried to pretend the word would means wouldn’t

I understand geography enough to know that Belgium is not a “beautiful city”, that Paris is not in fucking Germany, that India does share a border with China, that that border is peppered with Bhutan and Nepal, not “Button” and “Nipple”, that time zones exist, that “shithole countries” do not, that “England” and “the UK” are not the same thing, that you cannot build a wall in Colorado to keep out New Mexico, and that the Bronx is not and has never been “a very wonderful place in fucking Germany”

I don’t believe the way to respond to a hurricane is to call a press conference to describe it as “wet from the standpoint of water”, to distribute Play Doh, or to stand at a podium throwing rolls of paper towels as if they were bottles of ketchup

What do women talk about mostly(among themselves)?

I know the difference between Sioux City and Sioux Falls and even Sioux Center

When a reporter declines to join me in the rooftops fantasy I don’t go on stage and gyrate to mock his congenital disability

I have a reading level above third grade

15,000 Light-Years Away, Something Is Blinking – And It Might Rewrite Physics - SciTechDaily

It’s uncool to set up soft porn pics with your own preteen daughter

I don’t call Tim Cook “Tim Apple” and if I do I don’t deny what’s right there on the videotape because I’m too much of a fucking WIMP to handle Reality

I can read

‘Monster Hunter Wilds’ Collapses With 1% Of Launch Players, 82% Negative Reviews - Forbes

I don’t cotton to rapists

I know that if I or anyone I know commits a crime we’ll go to the clink

Let us count the ways. Captain Obvious says:

Apple issues urgent warning to all 1.8 billion iPhone users - ladbible.com

I know the difference between “George Bush” and “Jeb Bush”

I know the difference between “give me your tired, your poor” and “they’re poisoning our blood”

I actually pay taxes

If Iran’s Oil Is Cut Off, China Will Pay the Price - WSJ

I have complete contempt for fraudsters, and even less for repeat ones

I have complete contempt for intentional stupidity

A real man doesn’t grab women by the p***y

Trump's U.S. Steel decision may come later than expected - Axios

I respect women and don’t respect those who don’t

I know that he didn’t run against “Obamna”

I understand historical events enough to know there were no airports in the eighteenth century, that Canada didn’t burn the White House half a century before it existed and that World War Two already happened

Your Gmail Inbox Is Running Slow. Do These Things to Fix It - WIRED

I don’t believe in asking the people of Iowa “how stupid are the people of Iowa”

Those are a few reasons off the top of my head. How ’bout you?

I understand how hurricane paths work

If I want to grow muscles, is taking creatine a must or can I take whey protein only?

I don’t respect a sleazeball who lies about his height just so he can lie about his weight

I don’t buy made-up stories of “thousands and thousands of people dancing on rooftops”

It’s uncool to lurk around teenage girls’ dressing rooms

Why did Lord Shiva lust after Mohini - how can he be the supreme and worthy of devotion if he did such a thing?

When I go Greenland shopping and Denmark says no I don’t melt down like a fucking WIMP

I don’t run and hide from a debate like a fucking WIMP just becuase some moderator asked pointed questions

I know who the president of Turkey really is

‘Titan: The OceanGate Disaster’ Review: The Horrors of Hubris on Netflix - WSJ

I don’t believe Nazis, Klan klowns and white supremacists chanting “Jews will not replace us” comprise “very fine people”

I don’t buy bullshit

Fuck that piece of orange shit, fuck his idiocracy, fuck his sexism, fuck his racism, fuck his religionism, fuck his divisionism, fuck his lying, fuck his orange face paint, fuck his worship of Cult of Ignorance, fuck his Cult, fuck his jingoistic horseshit, fuck his manuipulations, fuck his toddler-age WIMPism, fuck his fucked-up values of ME ME ME and did I mention ME, and fuck him personally with a giant razor sharp dildo that’s been preheated to 204.7° F and built to the dimensions of the Washington Monument. Slowly.

Woman on trial for poison mushroom killings says she was trying to fix "bland" meal - CBS News

I took the same Oath and took it seriously

I understand that you can’t inject bleach or light

I understand that when you lose an election you step the fuck aside and take it like a man rather than invade the Capitol while your loss is being made official just because you’re a fucking snowflake WIMP

Why do some men like older women?

I know that sounds DO NOT cause cancer.

I understand that you can’t just fucking nuke a hurricane

I can count

I have complete contempt for fakery

I don’t believe that Saudi Arabia and Russia “will vedoop bedeep uhhhh”

I respect other cultures and don’t respect those who don’t

I don’t respect shameless hucksters who try to sell a vitamin where you have to mail in your pee

I see through liars

I don’t hold serial bankrupters in high regard

I didn’t get out of military service with fucking “bone spurs” that I paid a doctor to write

I don’t hide in my hotel room while everybody else keeps the appointed time and place because my hair might get wet

I know there’s no such thing as invisible planes

I don’t believe there is a fucking “president of the Virgin Islands”